DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.

girlfights:

girlfights:

"Don’t you dare touch me!"

Yes white lady, those words are totally gonna prevent you from getting hit the face. lmfao

Relevant to that white girl that got dragged today

stopharry2013:

LMFAOOOO

lameust:

dw:

When someone gives you directions but you go the wrong way

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beyoncesson:

The longer I stare at this, the more I wanna fight them

College be like

vavavante:

ntbx:

Housing: $2,980
Meal plan: $1,457
Books: $1,429
Enrollment: $983
Air: $3,274
Grass: $4,284
Sidewalk: $5,284
The sun: $3,381

FASFA BE LIKE : $14.78

sesamestreet:

Doin’ the Pigeon.